Some things that make you think (sent to me via email):

1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
2. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
3. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
5. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
6. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out’?
7. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
8. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
9. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
10. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?