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Dar Tch Support,
I think thr is somthing wronng with my kyboard; spcifically the dlt ky and th lttr ” do not appar to b workign. I am unabl to dlt or chang anything I typ.
As you can imangin, this maks it hard to writ things such as rports and mails. In fact. the othr day I had to submit a rport that was full of rrors bcaus this stupid keybboard. Do you now how many words hav th lttr ” in thm?!/ It maks m want to bash your bra—
Pls ignor th last sntnc, I lost my tmpr. Bbbut if you could snd m a nw kyboard, that wswould m grat.
Sincrly, Drw
There’s so much planning and work you have to do for most vacations these days, that you need to take a vacation from the vacation. Between all the stuff you have to get done at work before you leave, and all the stuff you come back to, plus all the planning you have to do for the actual vacation, you come back more tired after your “days off.”
I think the only true vacation is if you just accidentally fall into a coma for like a week. Because then you didn’t waste any extra time preparing for your absence at work, you didn’t have to plan a trip, and people are sympathetic afterwards, so you have plenty of time to catch up once you awaken. Maybe that’s where I’ll go next year: comatose.
The Humor That Works blog has a new post up about the the similarities of Mentos and Mentors, so I thought I’d post the Top 10 Classic Mentos Commercials.
10. Through the Car
Sure the guy could have just waited 10 seconds for the car to move, but it his way was much fresher.
9. The Broken Shoe
I’ve never worn heels before, but wouldn’t this be the obvious solution? Based on the guy’s reaction, it’s the most impressive thing he’s ever seen.
8. The Mall
This one gets a nod because I’ve attempted to do this before. Despite my pale skin, it still didn’t work.
7. Sailboat Keys
This one introduces so many questions (why doesn’t he get to go on the boat? why does she have his keys? what is that old guy doing?), but it does answer one: what can help in any situation? Mentos.
6. The Suit
There’s no way that this actually worked, but he definitely gets an ‘E’ for Effort.
5. Roadie
One of the top comments says it all about this one: “MENTOS IS ABOVE THE LAW.”
4. The Ripped Dress
More believable than fixing a painted suit is fixing a ripped dress.
3. The Wedding
A little known fact but Wedding Crashers was originally inspired by this Mentos commercial.
2. The Waiter
This one actually seems feasible. I’ll try it out sometime and let you guys know how it works out.
1. The Car Movers
If a guy had this problem, the solution never would have worked (the movers would have just made fun of him for having such a tiny car). But since it was a woman, Mentos!
In addition to these commercials, there’s plenty of Mentos parodies as well. I prefer the originals, as they’re already good enough they don’t need a parody.
Sometimes you need to put up a sign to share an important message to people. But just because it’s an important message, it doesn’t mean it can’t contain humor. Take these 10 examples of humorous signs that actually help to communicate the necessary information while still being memorable.
1. Machine Warning Sign
It’s sad we need a sign like this, but sometimes people need a reminder.
2. Warning Bridge Out
You almost don’t even see the actual warning.
3. In Case of Fire
Run like it’s the end of the office day.
4. Emergency Sign Help
I think I would be doing Option 2 regardless.
5. Do Not Block Door
Unless you’ve been given permission.
6. Never Park Here
I think we get the message they are going for.
7. Shut Happens
A humorous take on a business’ “closed” sign.
8. Hours of Operation
At least they’re honest about it.
9. BK Door Sign
I guess you can’t ALWAYS have it your way.
10. Yes No Door Sign
It’s humorous but also effective.
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Internet Meme’s have always been an interesting phenomenon–seemingly random occurrences become huge Internet sensations spreading virally around the world. Below are the Top Internet Memes of 2009, complete with a little background, stats and where you can find the meme if you’ve just awoken from a coma.
Beyonce’s Single Ladies
Background: Singer Beyonce Knowles released a music video for her song, “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It). [more on Wikipedia]
Meme credentials: In addition to an entire host of Internet videos, the song and choreography have also been used in an SNL sketch, on the TV show Glee, by US President Barack Obama, in a promotion for Trident Gum, and was the source of controversy that started the Kanye / Imma Let You Finish meme (see below).
You knew it was a meme when: a baby dancing to the song generated over 5 million hits on YouTube and became a meme in and of itself. [January 26, 2009]
Where to find it: Beyonce’s Single Ladies on YouTube.
David After Dentist
Background: A dad records how his kid reacts after having oral surgery. [more on Wikipedia]
Meme credentials: The original video was viewed over 3 million times within 3 days of posting and now has over 34 million views, plus countless spin-offs.
You knew it was meme when: DavidAfterDentist.com launched with merchandise featuring some of the phrases from the video. [February 4, 2009]
Where to find it: David After Dentist on YouTube.
Baidu Mythical Creatures
Background: The Baidu 10 Mythical Creatures started as a hoax on a Chinese Encyclopedia site as a way of protest against online censorship in China–each of the mythical creatures’ names sound very similar to Chinese curse words. [more on Wikipedia]
Meme credentials: The mythical creatures have been talked about all over the web, have inspired a number of YouTube videos, and have spawned similar posts such as “Baidu 10 Legendary Weapons” and “Baidu 10 Secret Delicacies.”
You knew it was a meme when: The Chinese State Administration of Radio, Film, and Television issued a directive seemingly in response to the Internet phenomenon [March 30, 2009].
Where to find it: The original post is no longer up, but you can find the whole Baidu 10 Mythical Creatures post on Wikipedia.
Susan Boyle
Background: Susan Boyle impressed judges and the audience with her singing of “I Dreamed a Dream” on the TV show, Britain’s Got Talent. [more on Wikipedia]
Meme credentials: Various videos of Susan singing the song have been viewed over 100 million times and she has since released her first album, I Dreamed A Dream
You knew it was a meme when: The TV show South Park made a reference to the singer. [April 22, 2009]
Where to find it: Susan Boyle signing “I Dreamed a Dream” on YouTube.
Keyboard Cat
Background: Cat owner, Charlie Schmidt, made a video of his cat, Fatso, “playing” the piano. [ more on Wikipedia]
Meme credentials: There have been over 4,000 “remakes” of the video and there is an entire site dedicated to them.
You knew it was a meme when: Stephen Colbert referenced it when segueing from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. [May 18, 2009]
Where to find it: The Official Blog of Keyboard Cat.
Three Wolf Moon
Background: Ironic reviews of a t-shirt on Amazon featuring three wolves howling at the moon drive more reviews and t-shirt sales. [more on Wikipedia]
Meme credentials: The seemingly simple shirt has over 1500 reviews and is the #6 most popular purchase in clothing on Amazon.
You knew it was a meme when: The BBC reported on how comments on the Amazon page of the site was improving sales [May 21, 2009].
Where to find it: The Mountain Men’s Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee
JK Wedding Dance
Background: The entire wedding party does a dance at the beginning of the wedding ceremony of Jill Peterson and Kevin Heinz. [more on Wikipedia]
Meme credentials: The video was viewed more than 3.5 million times in the first 48 hours and now has over 32 million views.
You knew it was a meme when: The couple was on The Today Show only 6 days after the video was posted. [July 26, 2009]
Where to find it: JK Wedding Dance website.
Kanye, Imma Let You Finish
Background: Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech at the 2009 MTV VMAs to protest her victory over Beyonce. [more on Wikipedia]
Meme credentials: Kanye’s interruption quickly lead to edited videos of him interrupting other people and images photoshopped with Kanye interrupting important historical events.
You knew it was a meme when: US President Obama called Kanye West a jackass. [September 14, 2009]
Where to find it: Kanye West, Imma Let You Finish on MTV.
Crasher Squirrel
Background: A squirrel popped-up right as a couple was taking their own picture in a national park. [more on Wikipedia]
Meme credentials: Not only has the original picture been viewed thousands of times, but the squirrel has been photoshopped into countless other pictures.
You knew it was a meme when: Banff National Park, the location where the photo was taken, set up Facebook and Twitter pages for the squirrel. [October 2009]
Where to find it: The original Crasher Squirrel picture is now on National Geographic.
Balloon Boy
Background: A family falsely claimed their son was stuck in a balloon that floated away. [more on Wikipedia]
Meme credentials: The news story quickly became the #1 search on Google and inspired a number of Balloon Boy images, videos and merchandise.
You knew it was a meme when: Saturday Night Live did a sketch referencing the Balloon Boy story. [October 19, 2009]
Where to find it: The Balloon Boy news story is all over the web.
Argleton
Background: Argleton is a settlement that only exists on Google Maps and Google Earth, but not in the real world. [more on Wikipedia]
Meme credentials: The term Argleton has generated more than 25,000 hits on Google and Argleton merchandise is now popping up as if Argleton was a real place.
You knew it was a meme when: The Argleton.com domain was registered and put up the message “What the hell are they talking about? We, the good citizens of Argleton do exist. ” [November 1, 2009]
Where to find it: Argleton on Google Maps.
Muppet Bohemian Rhapsody
Background: The Muppets released a music video covering the song “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen. [more on Wikipedia]
Meme credentials: The video brought in over 7 million hits in the first week of release and seemed to pop-up everywhere.
You knew it was a meme when: Time Magazine, the Wall Street Journal and New York Times all covered the story. [November 30, 2009]
Where to find it: The Muppets’ Bohemian Rhapsody on YouTube.
SOURCES: Dipity, Know Your Meme, Mashable, Wikipedia, YouTube
Did I miss one of your favorites? Share it in the comments.
It’s that time of year when you have to pony up some cash for the people you spend the most time with—nope, not your family or friends, but your co-workers. And if you’re wondering what you should get your boss, direct reports or peers, here are some of the best gifts you can get a coworker.
Paperclips
Link these together and you have a necklace!
Paperclips are one of the most versatile office supplies around, and make for a great gift for any fellow employee. Your peers will thank you when they realize you spent all that time walking all the way to the supply closet to get their gift.
Lingerie
Man or woman, lingerie is sure to please.
Lingerie is the perfect gift for your assistant or boss. It shows the person that you know she is more than just a worker, but an actual person as well. Victoria’s Secret was that lingerie is great for team-building.
If your boss or assistant is a man, this also has the added benefit of letting him know you know he has a softer side than his stern attitude might suggest.
More Work
More work means more sense accomplishment.
What says “I value you the work you are doing” more than more work for them to excel at? By giving a coworker or direct report more work, you are letting them know you think they are great, and that you understand that few things are more precious than spending the holidays with family, friends, and your work laptop.
A Pink Slip
Fired? Fired up to have more free time!
Christmas colors may be red and green, but nothing says the holidays like the color pink. Giving out pink slips is not only easy on your wallet, but it’s also giving the gift of time to your direct reports–time they can spend with their families, having fun and looking for a new job.
Drugs
Give the gift of addiction.
Anyone can buy a bottle of wine (assuming you are over the age of 21 or have a good fake), but it takes a real “go-getter” to score some illegal narcotics for a gift. Not only will you show your recipient that you were willing to go that extra step past the law, but also that you encourage them to take a break and relax, recreationally.
In fact, if you’re not sure what to get a coworker, a good rule of thumb is that the more inappropriate, illegal, or deadly it is, the better! Here’s to a happy holiday season and starting the new year without a job!
Note: These are not actually good gift ideas, please do not give them out to your co-workers. For ideas that are actually good, check out Gifts Coworkers Will Actually Like.
April Fool’s Day is almost upon us, and it’s the perfect time to start thinking about what types of office pranks can be fun to plan around the office. Here’s a list of 10 lists of April Fool’s jokes:
- Top 10 Harmless Geek Pranks
Site: Lifehacker
Best Prank: Customize the Office HP Printer’s Console Message
- Great April Fool’s Jokes and Tricks
Site: BBC
Best Prank: Change the victim’s keyboard setting to use the ‘Dvorak’ layout.
- Office Pranks and Office Practical Jokes
Site: April Fool Zone
Best Prank: Leave a phone message for the victim that says that a “Mr. Lyon” called and wants to be called back. Then list the number of the local zoo.
- Top 5 April Fools’ Day Pranks You Can Build in the Office
Site: Popular Mechanics
Best Prank: Switching the door handle on a refrigerator.
- Top 10 April Fools’ Work Pranks
Site: CNN / Career Builder
Best Prank: Shrink-wrap everything in a co-worker’s cubicle.
- Hilarious Office Pranks and Over 100 Ways to Get Revenge at Work
Site: DiscoverFun
Best Prank: Fake strike at the office–Get a small group of co-workers to “go on strike” and try to convince others to do so as well.
- April Fool’s Day Office Pranks
Site: ProductDose
Best Prank: BlueScreen Screen Saver
- Office April Fools Jokes
Site: April Fools Jokes
Best Prank: Buy donuts a week in advance and then offer them on April Fools Day as “Free, Fresh Donuts.”
- Top 10 April Fools’ Pranks For Nerds
Site: Wired
Best Prank: Change the language settings on Google to Elmer Fudd.
- The Five Best Office Pranks of All Time
Site: Applicant
Best Prank: Build a wall that blocks one of the main hallways in your office.
Want even more ideas? Check out the Top 100 April Fools Hoaxes of All Time.
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