It will likely get to this point:
Looking for a assistant to help in texting duties -
alerting of new texts
I get 40 – 50 texts an hour, I cant handle my workload plus texting responsibilities. My phone gets too full and needs deleted every couple hours. This is a full time position and you must be where ever I am at, because my phone is always with me. Serious inquiries only.
(from best of craigslist)