Someone started a great thread over on reddit about words that people mispronounce. In that discussion some funny misunderstood phrases broke out:
- For all intensive purposes…
(“All intents and purposes”) - She cut off her nose to spider-face.
(“To spite her face”) - It’s a doggy dog world.
(“Dog eat dog world”) - It’s a moo point.
(“A moot point”) - Don’t put her on a petal stool.
(“On a pedestal”) - You are a diamond dozen.
(“Dime a dozen”) - That really bottles the mind.
(“Boggles the mind”) - That’s just an old wise tale.
(“Old wives’ tale”) - I’m peachy king.
(“Peachy keen”) - You’re a spit and image of your father.
(“Spitting image”)
(from Reddit)




