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Boring Office Job GoPro Commercial

An intense day at the office caught on GoPro.

Math for Grownups

It’s all about the mental math.

Perspective from a Fishing Lure

Someone attached a camera to a fishing lure before casting it out. The resulting video (technically a gif) is incredible:

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The Boss Dances Like a BOSS!

This isn’t your standard dance video, more of an awesome story. From the YouTube description:

California Conservation Corps members Antwon McCoy and Leonard Patton aren’t just hard workers. They are also very good dancers who have taught their big nature nerd/mountain man boss (John Griffith) more than a few dance moves (song is Ay Ladies by Travis Porter). When they aren’t busting moves, all three do a lot of trail building, salmon habitat restoration, and tree planting in the CCC. John Griffith is also the author of a fast-paced, multicultural eco-fantasy novel for readers ten and up titled “Totem Magic: Going MAD.” (TotemMagic.com). John donates 100% of the proceeds of his book to wildlife care centers, and groups that promote ethnic/racial diversity within the conservation movement.

Check out more at TotemMagic.com.

12 Inspirational Lyrics from Hip Hop

hip hop lyric inspirationWhen it comes to music, hip-hop gets a bad rap (pun intended).  The stereotype is that all rap songs are about money, drugs, and/or women.  And while that’s true for a lot of the songs that make it to the radio and the clubs, there are a number songs that can be inspiring and motivating.

Below are lyrics from 12 rap songs to get inspired, motivated, and pumped up.  If you don’t usually listen to rap, suspend your preconceived notions and actually read the lyrics, you may be surprised at the poignancy of the words.

Note: Rap and hip-hop are two different, albeit similar, genres.  For purposes of this post, I’m grouping them together.

12 Inspirational Rap Lyrics

1. Sky is the Limit by Notorious BIG [Listen]

Sky is the limit and you know that you keep on,
Just keep on pressin on.
Sky is the limit and you know that you can have
what you want, be what you want.

2. Beautiful by Eminem [Listen]

Don’t let them say you ain’t beautiful
They can all get f—–, just stay true to you

3. Keep Ya Head Up by Tupac [Listen]

But please don’t cry, dry your eyes, never let up
Forgive but don’t forget, girl keep your head up

4. Amazing by Kanye West [Listen]

I’m a monster, I’m a maven,
I know this world is changin’.
Never gave in, never gave up,
I’m the only thing I’m afraid of.

5. Superstar by Lupe Fiasco [Listen]

If you are what you say you are
A superstar
Then have no fear
The camera’s is here
and the microphones and they wanna know
Oh oh oh oh yeah
If you are what you say you are
Then have no fear

6. U Don’t Know by Jay Z [Listen, explicit]

Put me anywhere on God’s green earth, I’ll triple my worth.
Motherf—–. I, will, not, lose.

7. Live Your Life by T.I. [Listen]

Nevermind what haters say,
ignore them ’til they fade away.

8. Be by Common [Listen]

Never looking back or too far in front of me.
The present is a gift, and I just wanna BE.

9. Child of the Night by Ludacris [Listen]

Life is short if you don’t notice it’ll pass you by,
That’s why my head is in the clouds trying to pass the sky.

10. Everything is Everything by Lauryn Hill [Listen]

Everything is everything
What is meant to be, will be
After winter, must come spring
Change, it comes eventually

11. I Can by Nas [Listen]

If the truth is told, the youth can grow
Then learn to survive until they gain control
Nobody says you have to be gangstas, hoes
Read more learn more, change the globe

12. B.O.B. by Outkast [Listen]

Make a business for yourself, boy, set some goals
Make a fat diamond out of dusty coals

Silly Job Interview from Monty Python

Sadly this seems more like reality now.

Epic Jump Over a Vehicle

An unexpected twist with this car jump.

Hungry? Thirsty? Lonely?

A little sign humor from the World’s End bar in Edinburgh.

bar sign humor

Verbatim: What Is a Photocopier?

Dramatization of transcripts from a legal deposition.

Verbatim: What Is a Photocopier? from The New York Times – Video on Vimeo.

Thesaurus Sales Copy

Clever sales description for a thesaurus.