“The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.” - Mark Twain
Quotes
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.” – Marcus Aurelius
“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson
“True friends stab you in the front.” - Oscar Wilde
“Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.” - Christopher Morley
“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” -Douglas Adams
“It takes courage to grow up and turn out to be who you really are.” - e.e. Cummings
“We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.” - Thomas Jefferson
“Peace begins with a smile.” - Mother Teresa
“When I was 5 years old my mother told me happiness was the key to life. When I went to school they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told them they didn’t understand life.” – John Lennon

