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George Bernard Shaw Quote on Communication

“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.” –George Bernard Shaw

Mark Twain Quote on Data

“Data is like garbage. You’d better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.” –Mark Twain

Winston Churchill Quote on Focus

“It’s not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what’s required.” –Winston Churchill

Isaac Assimov Quote on Working

“Working ten hour days allows you to fall behind twice as fast as you could working five hour days.” –Issac Assimov

John Maxwell Quote on Leadership

“The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sails.” –John Maxwell

Merlin Mann Quote on Project Managers

“I’m a project manager, not a magician. Magicians have way cooler hats.” –Merlin Mann

Ernest Hemingway Quote on Nobility

“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow men; true nobility is being superior to your former self.” – Ernest Hemingway

Oprah Winfrey Quote on Attitude

“The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.” – Oprah Winfrey

Neil deGrasse Tyson Quote on Curiosity

“Kids are never the problem. They are born scientists. The problem is always the adults. The beat the curiosity out of the kids. They out-number kids. They vote.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson

Sir William Bragg Quote on Science

“The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.” – Sir William Bragg