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10 Great Quotes on Humor

by Hugh Moore on January 23, 2012

We recently celebrated the publishing of our first book, and to celebrate we wanted to share some of our favorite humor quotations. If you’re interested in more quotes on humor, check out the book, 50 Quotations on Humor.

10 Great Quotes on Humor

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1. “Humor is mankind’s Greatest Blessing.” – Mark Twain

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2. “A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.” – Mignon McLaughlin

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3. “Humor is just common sense, dancing.” – William James

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4. “Like a warm summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.” – Langston Hughes

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5. “Humor is not being funny. It is the coin of exchange between human beings that makes it possible to get through the day.” – Michael Shurtleff

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6. “Humor is the sunshine of the mind.” – Edward G Bulwer-Lytton

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7. “Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility.” – Thomas Jefferson

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8. “A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble in the road.” – Henry Ward Beecher

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9. “Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world.” – Ludwig Wittenstein

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10. “Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.” – Francis Bacon

If you liked these quotations, be sure to check out our book, 50 Quotations on Humor. You can also purchase some of the posters in the Humor’s Office Store.

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10 Frisson-Inducing Songs (And the Definition of Frisson)

by Hugh Moore on November 21, 2011

Frisson is a word that comes from French meaning “a sudden, passing sensation of excitement; a shudder of emotion;” It can often be felt when listening to particularly moving songs, or emotionally fraught moments in movies. Also real life, but it’s hard to link to real life.

Of course, frisson is hard to explain, but easy to demonstrate. For that purpose, here’s a list of 10 songs, in no particular order, that are likely to cause frisson. In fact, if you can get through the whole list without feeling a single shiver of excitement, you might want to get a Voight-Kampff test because you’re a robot, fam.

1. Sigur Ros – Festival

An ethereal-sounding post-rock band from Iceland, Sigur Ros exemplify why people are rightfully enthralled and terrified by Iceland.

2. Jeff Buckley – Hallelujah

Jeff Buckley recorded this Leonard Cohen cover in 1994. Did you know one of definitions of hallelujah is, “a musical composition wholly or principally based upon the word ‘hallelujah.’” In other words: Hallelujah! Jeff Buckley covered the hallelujah “Hallelujah.”

3. Steven Sharp Nelson – Nearer My God to Thee (for 9 Cellos) – arr. James Stevens

Steven Sharp Nelson is a cello performer who has recorded a number of popular covers of songs using solely or principally cellos. He has no stated plans to record a “Cello Goodbye” cover.

4. Led Zeppelin – Going to California

“What are you tryin’ to tell me here, little man? That you don’t like Zep?” — Brock Samson, fictional character

5. Vaughan Williams – Fantasia on a Theme by Thomas Tallis Part 1 | Part 2

This piece, composed in 1910, is scored to resemble an organ in sound by dividing the orchestra into three separate sections.

6. Gustav Holst – Mars, the Bringer of War (from The Planets)

Fake history: One time, Gustav Holst wondered what the planets  would sound like if they were music. From 1914-1916, he worked to come up with an unscientific but very entertaining musical work. This is only one piece from the seven-movement piece.

Interesting fact: There are only seven movements because Earth did not get one, and Pluto was getting cold dissed even back then. (Actually, Pluto wasn’t discovered until 1930).

7. Camille Saint-Saëns – Danse Macabre

According to legend, Death appears every year at midnight on Halloween, and raises the dead to dance for him until dawn. Danse Macabre is a figurative representation of this: the violin solo is the devil fiddling, the xylophone represents the rattling bones of the dead, and the oboe at the very end is the rooster’s crow signaling dawn.

And you thought classical music was boring.

8. Björk – All Neon Like

See: Sigur Ros, in re enthralling / terrifying.

9. Interpol – Hands Away
Interpol is an indie rock band from New York City, a place that might not know salsa, but sure knows music.

10. Franz Liszt – Ungarische Phantasie Part 1 | Part 2

Franz Liszt was a 19th century composer, conductor, and piano virtuoso. Which is true, but inaccurate, considering the guy was an absolute rock star.

This is how I like to imagine Franz Liszt

Bonus Video: Miracle (2004)

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

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10 Best Commencement Addresses from Comedians

by Hugh Moore on June 20, 2011

10. Jon Stewart @ William & Mary [2004]

Good message on accepting that not everything will be perfect.

9. Tina Fey @ Fieldston High School [2008]

Some great rules from improvisation and how it applies to life. (Video quality is not great, incomplete.)

8. Will Ferrell @ Harvard [2003]

Scattered through the hilarity that is Will Ferrell are some great words of wisdom. (Video quality is not great.)

Part 2 and Part 3

7. Eugene Mirman @ Lexington High School [2009]

Mostly humor, but a great way to start a high school graduation. (Video quality not great.)

6. Bob Newhart @ The Catholic University of America [1997]

Some especially valuable notes about humor and laughter.

5. Stephen Colbert @ Knox [2006]

Some great humor points and the basic rule of improvisation.

Part 2 and Part 3.

4. Amy Poehler @ Harvard [2011]

Humility and humor, a great combination.

3. Ellen DeGeneres @ Tulane [2009]

Great humor and important points on facing adversity.

2. Bill Watterson @ Kenyon College [1990]

Just an overall great speech from one of my idols.

1. Conan O’Brien @ Dartmouth [2011]

Mostly humor but some incredibly poignant words of wisdom at the end.

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5 Great GLENNZ Illustrations

by Hugh Moore on May 22, 2011

Humorous illustrations from graphic designer Glenn Jones (artist handle GLENNZ). You can find more (and buy them as t-shirts) from his website, GLENNZ TEES.

1. Ransom Magazine

2. Computer Trash

3. Super Glue

4. Daily Chug

5. Clairvoyant Club

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15 Things You Didn’t Know Had Names

by Hugh Moore on April 24, 2011

There are just certain things that you never would think would have a name, but in fact they do. Here are 15 Things You Didn’t Know Had Names:

  1. aglet – the tip of a shoelace made of plastic.
  2. armscyes – the armholes on a shirt.
  3. ferrule – the protective point or knob at the end of an umbrella.
  4. glabella – the space between the eyebrows.
  5. hammerspace* – the place where items are pulled from when coming “out of nowhere” in a cartoon.
  6. lemniscate – the name for the shape of the infinity sign.
  7. noid* – the tiny wait “tables” that come in pizza boxes.
  8. peen – the end of a hammer opposite the striking head.
  9. petrichor* – how it smells after it rains (that clean, greenish smell when rain lands on dry ground).
  10. philtrum – the vertical groove on the median line of the upper lip.
  11. rowel – the star on the back of a cowboy’s spur.
  12. sabermetrics – the statistical and mathematical analysis of baseball records.
  13. scroop – the rustling, swooshy sound ballgowns make.
  14. tittle – the dot over an ‘i’ or a ‘j’.
  15. wamble – the sound of your stomach rumbling.

BONUS: sniglet – a word coined for something that has no specific name.

*Denotes a word not found in a common dictionary.

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10 Best Acoustic Covers

by Hugh Moore on March 31, 2011

I’ll admit, I’m a sucker for acoustic covers of popular songs. There’s something about singing pop lyrics in a more soulful, musical way. Here are 10 of the best acoustic covers of popular songs. Be careful, there are a few with lyrics that may not be safe for work.

10. Fridav Hertzen – Run This Town (Jay-Z, Rihanna)

A great acoustic rendition of Run This Town, minus the rap verses.

9. My Midnight Mind – Ride Wit Me (Nelly)

Rap song like it was an emo song. This one is mostly safe for work.

8. PAZ – Bedrock (Young Money)

This was always such a ridiculous song but it’s quite easy on the ears as an acoustic cover.

7. Kay Pettigrew – The Fresh Prince of Bel Air (Will Smith)

A classic 90′s song remixed with some great acoustic backing.

6. Neil Young – Whip My Hair (Willow Smith)

This is what happens when you take a legend like Willow Smith and mix it with relative newcomers Neil Young and Bruce Springsteen (I may have mixed those up).

5. Boyce Avenue – Closer (Ne-Yo)

Boyce Avenue has a number of acoustic remixes on YouTube but this is my favorite.

4. Daughtry – Poker Face (Lady Gaga)

A great acoustic cover of the ever-popular Lady Gaga song.

3. Milow – Ayo Technology (50 Cent, Justin Timberlake)

The subject matter isn’t quite safe for work, but it’s still a great rap acoustic cover.

2. Dynamite Hack – Boyz in the Hood (Eazy-E)

The first acoustic remix I heard of a rap song, it’s NSFW but great to listen to with your adult ears.

1. Chris Cornell – Billie Jean (Michael Jackson)

Incredible. Just an incredible acoustic remix of the popular Michael Jackson song.

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Whose Line Is It Anyway: Greatest Hits of Various Professions

by Hugh Moore on February 25, 2011

One of my favorite shows growing up was Whose Line Is It Anyway. One of the most impressive games was “Greatest Hits” where they would sell a CD of the Greatest Hits Songs of a profession provided by the audience. Here are two of those compilations:

1. Songs of the Accountant

2. Songs of the Butcher

3. Songs of the Chiropractor

4. Songs of the Flight Attendant

5. Songs of the Garbage Man

6. Songs of the Mechanic

7. Songs of the Postal Worker

8. Songs of the Teacher

9. Songs of the Retired

10. Songs of the Taxi Cab Driver

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25 Awesome O-H-I-O Pictures

by Hugh Moore on November 24, 2010

In honor of the Ohio State versus Michigan college football game this weekend, I thought I’d share 25 of the best O-H-I-O pictures from The Ohio State University.  If you’re not familiar with the tradition, Ohio State fans spell out “Ohio” using their arms.  It started as a football cheer but has become a tradition for the entire university, with students, alumni and fans taking pictures of the tradition around the globe.  The Ohio State University hosts the pictures on their website here.

1. “Utah”
The first picture on the site and one of the most recognizable from the OSU commercials.


2. “Afghanistan”
Bringing different groups of people together through tradition.


3. “O-H-I-O F/A-18″
That’s a sweet plane.


4. “O-H-I-O gymnastics style”
Ohio State gymnasts get creative.

5. “O-H-I-O with Childhood Friends”
Even Winnie the Pooh characters get involved.


6. “Fort Smith, Arkansas”
Don’t worry, this was just an exercise and not an actual burning plane.


7. “Roller Coaster O-H-I-O”
I wonder how many times they had to ride it to get this to come out right.


8. “Orange County”
I believe one of the shadows is Peter Pan’s.


9. “Scarlet M&M is a Buckeye Fan!!”
She’s already the perfect shape.


10. “We’re from O-H-I-O”
Representing Ohio in even the most hostile of territories.


11. “Veggie Tale O-H-I-O”
Even though the Veggie Tales creep me out, they are great shapes for spelling Ohio.


12. “O-H-I-O “
Jesus makes an ‘H’ (note: This statue is located between Dayton and Cincinnati and has since burned down after getting struck by lightning).


13. “Buckeye Love”
One tradition after another.


14. “Blue Man O H I O”
They made a new Blue Man member just to be able to spell Ohio.


15. “statue of liberty = the i”
Lady Liberty gets in on the tradition.


16. “Sara and the Ohio Snowmen”
This is adorable.


17. “O-H-I-O in Alaska”
That’s a lot of Ohio fans in a cold place.


18. “Jamaican O-H-I-O”
The beauty of this picture almost brings a tear to the eye.


19. “O-H-I-O Chinese style!”
Chinese nurses and doctors learn the tradition.


20. “Buckeye Beach Fun at Topsail, NC”
The sand letters are pretty impressive.


21. “At the Sports Biomechanics Lab”
Awesome.


22. “O-H-I-O Pyramids”
From all around the world from all different types of people.


23. “O-H-I-O with Rocky”
That’s why Rocky has his hands up, to make an ‘H’.


24. “Intergalactic O-H-I-O”
They took a quick break from fighting to represent.


25. “O-H-I-O Silhouette”
With a little animation, even a single person can spell out Ohio.

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Top 10 Classic Mentos Commercials

by Hugh Moore on September 13, 2010

The Humor That Works blog has a new post up about the the similarities of Mentos and Mentors, so I thought I’d post the Top 10 Classic Mentos Commercials.

10. Through the Car
Sure the guy could have just waited 10 seconds for the car to move, but it his way was much fresher.

9. The Broken Shoe
I’ve never worn heels before, but wouldn’t this be the obvious solution? Based on the guy’s reaction, it’s the most impressive thing he’s ever seen.

8. The Mall
This one gets a nod because I’ve attempted to do this before. Despite my pale skin, it still didn’t work.

7. Sailboat Keys
This one introduces so many questions (why doesn’t he get to go on the boat? why does she have his keys? what is that old guy doing?), but it does answer one: what can help in any situation? Mentos.

6. The Suit
There’s no way that this actually worked, but he definitely gets an ‘E’ for Effort.

5. Roadie
One of the top comments says it all about this one: “MENTOS IS ABOVE THE LAW.”

4. The Ripped Dress
More believable than fixing a painted suit is fixing a ripped dress.

3. The Wedding
A little known fact but Wedding Crashers was originally inspired by this Mentos commercial.

2. The Waiter
This one actually seems feasible. I’ll try it out sometime and let you guys know how it works out.

1. The Car Movers
If a guy had this problem, the solution never would have worked (the movers would have just made fun of him for having such a tiny car). But since it was a woman, Mentos!

In addition to these commercials, there’s plenty of Mentos parodies as well. I prefer the originals, as they’re already good enough they don’t need a parody.

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